Internet dating for the bone idle...

Almost every bloke listed on My Single Friend is interested in keeping fit or going on adventurous expeditions. I would be a terrible disappointment to them all. The last bit of exercise I did was walking up the stairs to my first floor flat (instead of taking the lift) and I've never been on an adventurous expedition. I haven't even been on holiday since 2001.

I think I need to start a website called datingforlazytvgeeks.com or something similar. I might fit in a bit better there!