Coming to terms with things...

The latest edition of 'Heat' reports that Jared Leto is dating Ashley Olsen. She is 21, he is in his late thirties. I am not impressed. It may be time for me to face up to the fact that Mr Leto is never going to be mine. Twelve years of wasted affection. Sigh...

In other crush related news, I think I may be falling in love with Ben Miller. I need a Jonathan Pope icon.