i_just_hide | Meme...

Try to use the first search result.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: C***** Needs a Visit to the Bunny Planet by Peter Balestrieri.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: C***** looks like Ha Ri-su with long hair, so we put a sign up outside her room in the hotel saying $280 for 40 minutes to get her some.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: C***** says she found a place around 100$/night

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: C***** wants to be a WAG.

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: C***** does slang

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: C***** hates You!

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: C***** asks Students for Advice on How to Save Money

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: That's not to say C***** likes to flaunt her 'assets', which are disproportionately large for her size 8 frame.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: C***** eats the big yellow one.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: C***** Wears (Australia) is on Facebook

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: C***** was arrested for Operating While Intoxicated and Possession of a Controlled Substance.

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A: C***** loves BAKING

Most of these make me look like a prostitute. Interestingly serveral of the first search results were to other people with the same as me who'd done the exact same meme!